I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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