How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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