so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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