Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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