what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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