thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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