I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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