theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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