Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
