Nicole vs. Life
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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