we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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