what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
