idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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