I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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