why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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