how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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