She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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