she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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