fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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