Its about making memories worth repressing
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
