literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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