i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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