After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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