ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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