Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I could fuck to npr.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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