David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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