Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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