That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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