walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Are my feet made of real feet?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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