two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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