so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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