There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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