all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
last night I used snow as a chaser
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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