i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me đ
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
You couldnât remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders âunlimited hand frittersâ if they wouldnât cut you off.
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