your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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