mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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