At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I think a kid would responsible me up
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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