Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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