Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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