While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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