Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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