It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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