we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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