BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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