brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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