i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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