sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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