I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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