he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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