Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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