So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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