I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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