OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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