i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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