Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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